What the world needs now is Instant Karma that comes in a cheap glass container with a free mug shrink-wrapped to a cardboard carton that contains both free gift mug and bottle of blunt powdered consequences. Just like Nescafe’, which, as Salahadin tells me, is advertised in
When Linus mentions Jabu Shabia, the old Palestinian socialist party, Yosef replies: “In the past we needed Jabu Shabia. Now maybe we need Islamic Jihad.” But what we really need is Instant Karma.
Instant Karma: it’s better than Islamic Jihad, Al Qaeda, the Israeli Occupation Force, and the Republican party all rolled into one. As soon as you finish a cup, you immediately experience the full and complete consequences of all your actions.
It will be incredibly popular, since everyone is certain that their own hands are clean and they are right. A global advertising campaign can be arranged via satellite TV, internet, billboards, and newspapers. Like Nescafe’ and Coca Cola, Instant Karma will be equally popular with rich and poor, Arab and American, Buddhist and atheist.